Your keepers, your jailers, your bow~down~and~worship entities...
The deities of the City are the only law here, at least, they'd love for you to think so. Capable of trading you for life and death, for playing with your memories and punishing those who blaspheme, this eccentric group is nothing to be trifled with, not when they claim to be able to destroy your world and use all that negative emotion to feed their doomsday clock.
At least. That's the theory.
Professor Doctor Laszlo Jamf: ex-chemist, -physicist, -psychologist, -pharmacologist, -patriate, -lecturer, -Pavlovian, -researcher, -curious occultist, and -disgruntled assistant to one, Ferocia Coutura, who had the fabulous idea to dump him in the City. Now that the irony's worn off, the City has become to Laszlo one giant Petri dish.
Curses and trades make for interesting case studies, he'll grant you that--and he'll watch you very carefully before, during, and after--but he'd like to get back to his studies on conditioning octopi with bells, not more red tape and paperwork. Of all things, though, he hates covalent bonds with an unmatched passion.
Don't look for him in your science book. Perhaps there never was a Laszlo Jamf.
Played by Caru.
You are already on Lenny's bad side, and, chances are, you will never be on Lenny's good side. A deity with a distinct dislike for the citizens, Lenny's main source of happiness lies in the tea Lenny is most obviously addicted to. What goes in the tea? It's better than you don't ask. What's with the lack of gender specific pronouns? It's really better than you don't ask. All you need to know is that Lenny is a deity who went a little wacky, frequently wears dresses and ties, and sincerely doesn't like you.
Start off an introduction by offering some of that tea, though, and maybe things won't be so difficult.
Played by Mary.
That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble, has cost thee monie a weary nibble! Now thou's turned out, for a' thy trouble, but house or hald, to thole the winter's sleety dribble, an' cranreuch cauld. But Mousie, thou art no thy lane, in proving foresight may be vain: The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft agley, an' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, for promis'd joy! Still thou are blest, compared wi' me! The present only toucheth thee: But och! I backward cast my e'e, on prospects drear! An' forward, tho' I canna see, I guess an' fear!
Played by Bon.
A pretty little thing with a green thumb that threatens to become a whole green hand, Sabine is a caring, warm figure, at least, to those she cares about. And she does care about you, seedlings, she really does. After all, she wanted this job for a long time. Maybe she's still too naive, or maybe she's just that nice, but she truly wants to help you and make you happy. Easily bribed by flowers and promises, she thinks it's so unfair she has to charge you for her help.
Pity, that. Now, if only you dears would stop ruining her flower gardens. You'd get along much better, no?~
Played by Rizu.
As jaded as Sabine is earnest, Virginia's sense of humor will not be to every toy's liking. She claims to have been in a well-earned retirement before coming back to active duty in the City.
Is it true? Maybe. Possibly. Probably.
Cosmos, attractive men, her dog Precious, and seeing the toys scramble in confusion do seem to amuse her. She'll make a deal with you, but like her last pre-nup, it had better be good.
Played by Jade.
FEROCIA COUTURA
If you're drab then you're dead inside. Ferocia, Top Deity and at the front of the runway.
Played by mods.